forget the fake dating plots, give me the fake engagement plots because it’s a hundred times more angst i mean?
- when muse a has been telling their parents they’ve been seeing somebody and finally say they’re engaged to get them off their back, and then surprise!! the whole family ships out to meet the lucky person and they gotta suddenly scramble for a fake fiance/fiancee
- when the person they ask is their friend and muse b has been secretly hiding that they actually have feelings but say yes just to get close to muse a and hopefully get rid of the feelings but god knows that doesn’t work
- the moving in together and having to get used to sleepy faces and sleeping in the same room and awkwardly brushing their teeth in the morning but it eventually becomes very familiar and natural
- meeting the family!!! listening to embarrassing stories and cute naked baby pics while muse a sits around moping bc “mooomm why are you showing these i asked you to burn these”
- having to practice being affectionate so it looks real
- “what do you mean kiss? right now? in front of the whole family?”
- “kiss me right now in front of the whole family”
- what becomes normal hand holding and touching even when they’re not in public
- mom/grandmother bringing their old wedding dress and insisting muse b trying it on and it’s huge on her but the mom/grandmother is crying and muse a comes in and the dress is literally falling off muse b and their family members are crying in the corner
- the family throwing a bridal shower and the couple casually cheating to win the newlywed game
- actual bridal dress shopping!!! when muse b tries on ‘the dress’ and everybody is like omg…and muse a is like “shit shit these are real feelings ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION”
- when the family leaves and the two try and go back to normal but deny there are any real feelings :(
- when muse a starts dating somebody else and their family is like “they’re okay but i liked muse b better”
- A N G S T
(Source: plumwrites, via malevolentqueen-a)



the
girl
who
waited
basics:
full name: amelia jessica pond
age: verse dependent; most commonly 21-24
nickname: amy, ames, pond, the legs
birthplace: inverness, scotland
currently: verse dependent; the tardis
sexuality: bisexual; partial to males
birthdate: November 28, 1987
gender: female
temperament: choleric
I. I like to take my time with replies because; a) i still have school on weekdays, and im struggling to keep my grades as high as i can, b) i dont like pumping out half-assed replies. as much as possible, i like to have inspiration and motivation to write a reply that i worked on enthusiastically rather than one that i consider low quality and that i’d cringe at in the future.
II. I like writing in novella form- or, i like writing long-ass replies. But by no means does that mean you HAVE to match it. A little EFFORT might be nice, but matching my long-ass reply with a medium reply would be fine. As much as possible, I hope you don’t reply to my long reply with just one sentence- but other than that, based on writing length- we’re good.
III. This is a SELECTIVE and INDEPENDENT roleplay blog for doctor who’s AMELIA POND. The timelines I write in are verse dependent. How I write Amy is how I interpret her, but I do not own her in any way. so yeah- there’s that disclaimer there.
IV. This blog is SEMI ACTIVE. Sometimes because of school, sometimes because im lazy, or sometimes because I get into these depressing blurb moments where I just don’t want to do anything at all and seeing anything at all that might make me insecure anywhere might make me doubt my abilities too much and trigger me to delete my blog. ( trust me it’s happened way too many times. i’ve always regretted it afterwards. this is why i tend to stay away when i feel like this )
V. Im embarrassingly approachable and a sucker for nice and sweet people, so REALLY, how ever scary I seem, im actually a gigantic nerd cinnamon roll who enjoys plotting and having crack and fluff threads.
VI. I LOVE OCS !! Provided they have a properly constructed and well thought out backstory !! tldr; i love ocs, but i am also very selective when it comes to rp-ing with them.
VII. Because this blog is selective, i do have a right to choose who i interact with, and to only write and reply to threads that i enjoy. BUT !! please do not feel discouraged with sending me memes and stuff !! As for the topic of exclusivity, I am open to being exclusive with up to two versions of a character. If you'd like to be exclusive with me, just hit me up and we'll discuss it !!
TBA